Lit Yew And Juliet

Hark! Listen to that frightful noise,

Which may frighten girls and boys.

What is it that screams like the devil,

And mouth so stinkin' like a dog's navel.

See! It is the world's Biggest dummy,

Singing to Juliet, the all-known beauty.

Lit Yew : Ahh Juliet, my love!

Wilt thou speak to me, my love?

For your eyes are soooo bright,

Brighter than the...the... err... light?

Juliet : GO TO HELL YOU SMELLY DUMBO!!

Lit Yew : She speaks.

Oh, speak again, Bright Angel! For thou art as glorious to this night, being in the loo,

Just behind the door, whom I have came to woo.

Juliet : Do you want a NUCLEAR bomb on your head?!?

Lit Yew : Let me hear thy beautiful voice again,

For without it, I would be insane.

Juliet: YOU ALREADY ARE, STOOPID! (Flushes toilet bowl)

Lit Yew : Ah, the glory of your toilet, sinking ...sinking,

I'm not ashamed, that lust has me steaming.

Ah Juliet, I must marry thee!

Ask thou anyone, they'd totally agree!

Juliet: Urrk... Bloob! (vomits)

Lit Yew: Ah, what is that aroma I smell?

Something from you, I can surely tell.

Juliet : LEAVE ME ALONE! SCRAM! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Lit Yew: Ah, I am blessed,

with the glory of thy voice.

Anytime now, I'll simply rejoice!

Juliet: Butt kisser.

Lit Yew: (dreamily) Ah, heavenly it shall be,

If I kiss thy butt.

It simply warms me,

right to my heart.

Juliet: (Picks up handphone) Hello Ghostbusters? Please come to number 510, Main Street. I've got a something

from Pluto outside my loo, I think. It's horrible. OK. Bye.

Lit Yew: O Juliet, O Juliet, what have you done? (pauses) Thou hast wasted the glory of thy voice to thy phone!

Ghostbuster 1: (singing) ... 'cause bustin' makes me feel goood ...

Ghostbuster 2: My equipment is picking up a real freak standing there.

Ghostbuster 3: OK gang, get it!

WHIRR ... ZAP!

Ghostbuster 1: Trap it in your frisbee thing, man!

Ghostbuster 2: Okie dokie ...

 

Bryant Lit Yew gets sucked into the atomizer. Oh, will the world be any happier?

 

Juliet: Ah, my heroes! I shall marry all of you!

Ghostbusters: Anything you say, lady. It's our job to bust these lousy goons.  

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